Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.
your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
THIS GUY HELPED ME WITH MY ALCOHOLISM AND CRIPPLING FATALISM
Best Cosplay ever
Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always
This is good, my one prob with it
"Diet Racism, for those who aren’t directly contributing to oppression," uh: wrong.
exactly. clearly, they are.
don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it